Travel in Time: Sarah ‘Sizzling Yoga Pants’ Belle brings us a time-travel horoscope based on all the most famous time-travel stories.
Soldier from Tomorrow by Harlan Ellison: You will write a novel about a soldier from the future who returns to current time to warn of global conflict. Your book will be published and then a movie studio will ‘borrow’ your idea for a major motion picture. Don’t worry, you will win the law suit and live happily ever after with a Leo. (Ellison sued the producers of ‘The Terminator’ for plagiarism of his work. The suit was settled for an undisclosed amount and Ellison’s inclusion in the film’s credits.)