Travel in Time: Sarah ‘Sizzling Yoga Pants’ Belle brings us a time-travel horoscope based on all the most famous time-travel stories.
Outlander by Diana Galbaldon: Usually a fire warrior, your outlook has been bleak of late. Your flame has dwindled to that of the burnt toast crusts that no one wants. Not even the dog. However, catching sight of the delectable Jamie Fraser, naked save for his kilt, will give a much needed boost to your lady sporran.