Cock Up Award

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The Cock-Up Award

They're big, they're mighty, they're so huge they could probably belong to Godzilla— we're talking about willies and not just any willy, but the massive, mighty members of heroes in romance and erotica novels. Ankle spankers so HUGE that their pneumatic pistoning could restart a heroine's failing heart via her lady parts. Yeah, that big. We’re talking bigger than a turtle ding-dong here. 

All nominations for big ones—whether spotted in the wilds of romance, erotica, chick lit or just roaming free—can be entered via Facebook or Twitter under the hashtag #ninjacockup