Disco Stick Award
Have you ever taken a peek at that very special part of the male anatomy and thought...
Willy... Microphone... Willy... Microphone... WILLY... MICROPHONE. IT'S GENIUS!!! I MUST NOW UNLEASH DOLLY PARTON'S "JOLENE" ON THIS MIGHTY MAN SAUSAGE!
Well, we have. In fact, we think more penis-as-microphone scenes should be obligatory in fiction, so our Disco Stick Award will be all about your nominations for the best song to be sung into a romance hero's disco stick. And then we’ll make it happen in a story just for you.