Travel in Time: Sarah ‘Sizzling Yoga Pants’ Belle brings us a time-travel horoscope based on all the most famous time-travel stories.
The House on the Strand by Daphne DuMaurier: Gemini, the fourteenth century may seem like an attractive place to live, but the novelty will soon wear off when you discover that only your doppelganger, and not you, will be able to feel the flesh of your true love. You will only be able to feel yourself. It’s time to let go of the past. Bury that shit and kick some dirt over it