Eat Me

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Eat Me

Ninjas love to eat, and some of them even like to cook. Whether it's recipes for optimal ninja bowel health, awful aphrodisiacs, anatomical cakes, or just food excitingly shaped like genitalia, you'll find them here.



Lily 'Beanie Queen' Malone teaches us fishy things. (Read More...)

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Cate 'Man Eater' Ellink gets all toothy with her recipe for Blood Salad. (Read More...)



Rhyll generously shares her recipe for Schlong Salad. (Read more...)



Andra "the Madam" Ashe shares her all-round Aussie Black Forest Cheesecake. (Read More...)



Sandra "Cookieface Antonelli" gets all speedy with UberFAST Mexican-ish Mocha Shortbread. (Read More...)


Sandra "Cookieface" Antonelli gets all Creamy and Dreamy with No Bake Peanut Butter and Chocolate Cookies. (Read More...)



Lily "Beanie Queen" Malone puts on the wine hat and talks the 2011 Madfish Sideways Sauvignon Blanc Semillon (Read More...)



Sandra "Cookieface" Antonelli's Cherry Oatmeal Cookies. (Read More...)



Sandra "Cookieface" Antonelli's Pasta with Peas and Herbs. Giving you what you need. (Read More...)


Sandra "Cookieface" Antonelli's Carrot Cake Cookies. They're Bugs Bunny's dream snack. (Read More...)



Sandra "Cookieface" Antonelli's Lavender, Mint & Lemon Shortbread. The best spring recipe ever. (Read More...)



Sandra "Cookieface" Antonelli's Mint Pesto. It's minty fresh. (Read More...)



Sandra "Cookieface" Antonelli's Zingy Herb Salad. Vanilla meets salad and likes it. (Read More...)


Lily "Beanie Queen" Malone gives you the lowdown on how NSW Premier Barry O'Farrell drank the wrong wine. (Read More...)



Sandra "Cookieface" Antonelli's Cranberry-Orange Poppy Seed Cookies. Because a good story needs a cookie. (Read More...)



Lily "Beanie Queen" Malone sidles up to a tantilizing grenache and gives it a sniff. (Read More...)



Sandra "Cookieface" Antonelli's Clove Lemon Cookies. These are grown up smart-assed cookies. (Read More...)


Sandra "Cookieface" Antonelli's Moroccan Couscous. It's slightly exotic. (Read More...)




Andra "Madame" Ashe's Home Made Chocolate Body Paint: Go on, have a Nibble.  (Read More...)


Lily "Beanie Queen" Malone Wears The Wine Hat: The rundown on the vino for that special occasion. (Read More...)



Sandra's Seriously Simple Frittata: Eat me... you know you want to. (Read More...)




Rhyll’s recipe for Sphincter-blast Muffins: Because even ninjas need to stay regular. (Read More…)

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Georgina's Chocolate Steamy Pudding: Because it's steamy and gooey and yummy. (Read More…)