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This week: Choosing an editor, your Game of Thrones horoscope, snail sex, turtle facts, ninja wine picks, DIY chocolate body paint, national condom month, and more...
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This week with the Naughty Ninjas
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Lady Fluffy Beaver

Lady Fluffy Beaver warns the unsuspecting reader about “Tiny Hand Syndrome”.

Ninjas Say

Rhyll 'the Lady' Biest defends the bodice-ripper like it's her first-born child. Sandra Antonelli wants to be infected.

Grammar Ninjas

More effing grammar. This time it's effing apostrophes.

Ninja Reads & Reviews

Strings by Kendall Grey, Untamed by Elizabeth Lowell, It's Love Dude by Jenny Schwartz, White Balance by Ainslie Paton, The Yearning by Kate Belle, Eyrie by Tim Winton.

Daily Ninja

-Derpy Hooves Plush Toy
-The McLuvin Cork Screw

Naughty Nature

Shot through the heart and you're to blame, snails give love a bad name.

Eat Me

Lily 'Beanie Queen' Malone puts on her wine hat and shares her luscious ninja plonk picks. Andra 'the Madam' Ashe shares a DIY chocolate body paint recipe.
 

Nerdy Ninjas

Take out your pocket notebook and pen, there's new nerdy ninja facts to be taken down! Cate 'the Man-eater' Ellink talks turtles.
 

Naughty Ninja Horoscope

February is the month of George RR Martin's Game of Thrones. Because we said so. Now go read your horoscope before a White Walker gets you. 

Writing Ninjitsu

Choosing and working with professional editors.

Ninja Love

Guest ninjas & interviewees.
This month: Betty the Ballerina, Kate Belle, Sarah Belle, Kylie Scott.

Upcoming Events

OMG it's National Condom Month (grab a pecker poncho)

21 February

Introduce a Girl to Engineering Day

22 February
World Sword Swallowers Day

23 February
Defender of the Fatherland Day
 


Ninja Booty Draws

Newsletter Subscriber Draw: February 28

Amazon Gift Card Draw: 14 March


 
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