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The alligator’s terminally tumescent todger

Male alligators should have their picture under the word ‘priapism’ in the dictionary since each alligator is proud owner of a permanently erect meat truncheon which is kept hidden inside its body until fun times with a lady alligator take place.

That’s right, the male alligator's disco stick is constantly erect and does not change during mating, unlike the disco sticks of other vertebrates.

Made of tough, fibrous tissue, the alligator’s permanent woody is ejected from the body during mating and retracts (the same shape and size) afterwards.

It makes you wonder why Viagra packaging doesn’t have an alligator logo on it.