The Lady Biest wants to see some steamy plumber romance. Lots of jokes about cleaning out pipes and passage holes. Things leaking. Wetness. Lingering gazes on plumber's crack. Buff men wearing power tools and little else, and whose only goal is to make their lady-friend drip with desire (in a pleasant, totally wholesome way). If anyone knows where I can get my plumber erotic romance fix, drop me a line in the comments section.