Rhyll's "Sphincter Blast" Muffins

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Rhyll's recipe for Sphincter-blast Muffins

Because even ninjas need to stay regular.


  • 1 1/2 cups oat bran

  • 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour

  • 2 teaspoons baking powder

  • 2 teaspoons baking soda

  • 1/2 teaspoon salt

  • 2 eggs

  • 1 cup chilled applesauce

  • 4 tablespoons vegetable oil

  • 1/2 cup dark brown sugar

Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (205 degrees C). Line or grease 12 muffin cups.

Blend together brown sugar, oat bran, flour, baking powder, soda, and salt. Add eggs, chilled applesauce, and vegetable oil. Mix until well-blended. Spoon batter into muffin cups. Let stand 10 minutes.

Bake at 400 degrees F (205 degrees C) for 15 minutes or until golden brown. Eat. Stay close to the bathroom while basking in the knowledge that you have just ensured excellent ninja bowel health for the next thousand years.