Sarah "Sizzling Yoga Pants" Belle
When not tapping furiously on her trusty laptop, Sarah ‘sizzling yoga pants’ Belle can be found in her local Bikram Yoga studio, sweating profusely, breathing deeply and contorting herself into a human pretzel. Her ultimate goal was once to be in the running for ‘Earth Mother of the Year’ (the EMY).
However, seeing as she is still extracting half mauled vegetables from between couch cushions, tripping over discarded undies in the middle of the night, and wiping urine splatter off the toilet seat that none of her four sons seem capable of lifting, Sarah has abandoned her quest for EMY glory. Instead, her focus has shifted to writing novels, with a bit of Ninja naughtiness on the side.