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Naughty Quote of the Week (Competition #1)

Whether you’ve overheard an awesome author discussion of lizard sex on Twitter, read a memorable quote in a novel, found a flotsam of fab Facebook frivolity, or have been moved by mind-blowing movie dialogue, we want you to share it with us! Readers can submit their quality quotes via emailFacebookand Twitter to enter our monthly draw for prizes. Remember, we'll show you ours if you show us yours.

  1. “You could drown a toddler in my panties.” TV show Archer.

  2. “Vadgeventure” (an adventure for women). Close Call by Eloise March.

  3. "I am the Popess of Gay Angst! Admire my penis hat!" Twitter details of author Ally Blue.

  4. "The sex was so good even the neighbours had a cigarette." Woody Allen.