Tell the weather what you think of it. Go on! And if it’s sunny? Well, what’s to stop you from unleashing this awesome umbrella on that boss of yours you want to be passive aggressive to? Maybe you want to take this fantastic item of offensiveness to your kid’s playgroup to flip off that mum that keeps making the perfect lemon slice. Yeah, screw her... and fuck the rain too.
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