The Ninja Blog

April 16 is... Save The Elephant Day

Big as a house, slow-moving, beautiful long eyelashes, long prehensile trunk…those things and more are why the Lady Biest feels such an affinity with the elephant. So the fact that an estimated 100 African elephants are killed each day by poachers seeking ivory, meat and body parts bothers her no end. The Lady Biest plans to sign the petition at World Elephant Day and maybe she’ll pen some naughty were-elephant erotica (because elephants deserve smut too) which may see some naughty poachers shagged to death. Accidentally, of course.