The Ninja Blog

April 21 is… Bulldogs are Beautiful Day

Stocky builds, saggy skin, perpetual frowns, a serious, slobbery underbite—what’s not to love? While bulldogs are lucky enough not to have body image issues, the Lady Biest would like to know what causes many of them to pass such vile wind. If you’re in on the great bulldog-fart conspiracy and know which way the wind blows and why it blows so ripe, let us know. As for bulldogs in romance, well, our very own Glitterpants has one in Irrepressible You.