The ninjas' favourite quotes, both from both books and while splashing around in the social media play pool.
“Time flies when you’re talking lizard sex.” Ainslie Paton on Twitter.
“There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them.” Terry Pratchett.
“Home is heaven & orgies are vile, but I like an orgy, once in a while.” Ogden Nash
“Every Ladyboner is well-dressed or wears a beanie.” Sandra Antonelli spruiking the Naughty Ninjas site on Twitter.
“My Lactation Consultant is a Lesbian Werewolf!” Book title seen on Twitter.
“Oh God, I just smushed my hand on the iPad and it did stuff and now I’m worried I accidentally retweeted Hitler.” Charlotte Stein.