The Ninja Blog

May 6 is… International No Diet Day AND 6-12 International Clitoris Awareness Week

Boo diets, diets suck. Unless it’s a chocolate diet! They’re okay. Why shouldn’t you diet? Well, you can read all about that here but the main message is that contrary to the constant dick-brained, fat-shaming media messages we’re bombarded with, you can be a big person and be very healthy (and you can be a very slim person and be very unhealthy). So the next time someone criticizes your weight or what you’re eating because they’re ‘concerned about your health’, feel free to apply your ninja lady-hammer to their nuts or noggin. Besides, you can’t diet during International Clitoris Awareness Week, that would be really selfish. Your clitoris is having the equivalent of its birthday and it wants cake!