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Winner, winner, chicken dinner

Yes, it's that time of the month when we pick a newsletter subscriber and give them stuff! April's winner is…Kate Belle. Go, Kate!

Kate's prize is a special bookmark handmade by Naughty Ninja Andra 'the Madame' Ashe. Andra has toiled day and night over her cross-stitching to make the bookmark which reads "fuck off, I'm reading". Heart-warming stuff.

Stay tuned for the next newsletter subscriber draw in May. Who knows, maybe you could win an inflatable unicorn hat for your cat or a Kraken shower curtain.

And if you haven't subscribed yet, whaddya waitin' for? Not only do newsletter subscribers go in the draw for monthly prizes, but they get advance notice of competitions, deals, releases and new posts. And they get all our earthy, slightly sweaty ninja love. You can sign up by entering your email address here.

Andra's hand-made bookmark is all the awesome.

Andra's hand-made bookmark is all the awesome.