The Ninja Blog

August 8 is... International Orgasm Day

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An orgasm is the greatest celebration of life. It's one of the best experiences you can have, and we should be celebrating every time we have one...but I'll settle for an international celebration once a year!

Don't let your orgasm be minor. Let it be major. Let it scream through your body with power and pleasure. Let it take you to places colourful, dark, deep, high, scary, euphoric, incredible. Don't be scared to let go. Do a Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally - make others want what you're having. On International Orgasm Day, make sure you celebrate loud and proud.

And, just so you know, a pig’s orgasm can last 30 minutes, and when a male drone bees mate with the Queen bee, his genitals snap off and explode during orgasm. Ouch!