Can’t walk into a bookstore without taking out a second mortgage? Do you find yourself saying “I’ll just read to the end of the chapter” and all of a sudden it’s 3am and your eyes are about to leap from their sockets? Does it appear that your bookshelves have started mating and their offspring are building a book fort on the floor of your study? There is a name for this condition: you, my dearies, are book lovers. Happily, there’s no cure for this affliction – the only known treatment is the further purchase and consumption of reading material! I’ll be celebrating this International Book Lovers’ Day by 1-Clicking my Amazon credit into extinction and laying a sacrifice at the altar of the Book Depository gods. How will you celebrate?