The Ruby, The Diamond, The Golden Heart, The Purple Hippopotamus (okay I made that one up); all worthy awards that we Ninjas aspire to when we're sneaking a naughty nap.
However, we can't help but notice that our esteemed award giving colleagues have missed some important categories.
Over the course of the year we'll be asking readers to vote for their favourite round-robin story.
Any readers who nominate a winner for any category will get cool stuff that we've yet to announce because we haven't worked out exactly what it will be.… BUT we assure you it will be super, it will be sneaky and it will make your toesies tingle and your naughty parts jingle...
And the Ninja Award categories for 2014 will be: